1. Blaming your farts on me - NOT FUNNY...NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGEN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous!
Ten PEEVES that DOGS have about HUMANS...
(stop right now if you're easily offended...)
Courtesy of Caren... (-:
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1. Blaming your farts on me - NOT FUNNY...NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!
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2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGEN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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| 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me
check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?!
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4. Any trick that
involves me balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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| 5. Any haircut that
involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're
not home...
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6. The sleight of hand, "fake fetch throw".
You fooled a dog. Whooo Hooooooo!!! What a proud moment for the top of the
food chain...
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| 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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8. Getting upset when I
sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
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| 9. Dog sweaters.
Hello??? Haven't you noticed the FUR???
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and number 10... How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous!
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